dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

I’ve been telling people majority of the U.S. is 16 for years and they look  at me like I’m a herpderp.

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

I’ve been telling people majority of the U.S. is 16 for years and they look  at me like I’m a herpderp.

(Source: period-problems)

Posted 1 hour ago with 8682 notes
List of songs that make me laugh hysterically

justanotherlonelyghost:

excellentintoxicatedmasseuse:

justanotherlonelyghost:

excellentintoxicatedmasseuse:

pegasuscop:

excellentintoxicatedmasseuse:

  • I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing - Aerosmith
  • Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty
  • Photograph - Nickelback
  • That’s How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter
  • Boston - Augustana
  • Fifty Nifty United States - Brian Rosenworcel

Small Town - John Mellencamp
Chaccaron Maccaron - El Mundo 

  • You’re The Voice - John Farnham

Enter Sandman - Metallica
Jack and Diane - John Mellencamp 

Posted 14 hours ago with 18 note

tranqualizer:

jhameia:

moniquill:

Does this come in other skintones?

^ +1

re: does this come in other skintones?

no because only white and light skinned people use towels after showering. POC and other dark skinned people air dry.

(via timefortumblr)

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Posted 4 days ago with 42048 notes
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Outkast - Miss Jackson

the best song

(Source: stfuchristian, via iprovidethepaint)

Posted 4 days ago with 940 notes

funkies:

j3sustits:

THIS IS SO CUTE I AM FRICKIN CRYING

if my boyfriend doesnt propose to me like this ill be so done ill throw all sorts of beverages at him

Not kidding I cried. it’s just too too too fuckin cute

(Source: thedailywhat, via vendeisel)

Posted 5 days ago with 78387 notes

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via kingdroog)

Posted 1 week ago with 18009 note

I almost regret choosing going to azusa

because going there means I have to depend on my dad’s half of the payment for it, and I want absolutely nothing to do with him.

Should have  just gone to Sac State so I would never have to speak to him again.

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago with 19107 notes
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freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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(Source: alphageek2011, via thewholeworldsingsatnight)

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sourceccal:

*heelys away from the haters*

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Posted 1 week ago with 630 note

that moment when drag queens are prettier than you

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Posted 1 week ago with 1020 notes

lampsarepeopletoo:


reverse shadow

tripping
me
out

lampsarepeopletoo:

reverse shadow

tripping

me

out

(Source: isinforever, via mother-rucker)

Posted 1 week ago with 4291 notes