dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

I’ve been telling people majority of the U.S. is 16 for years and they look  at me like I’m a herpderp.

(Source: period-problems)

justanotherlonelyghost:

excellentintoxicatedmasseuse:

justanotherlonelyghost:

excellentintoxicatedmasseuse:

pegasuscop:

excellentintoxicatedmasseuse:

• I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing - Aerosmith
• Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty

• Photograph - Nickelback
• That’s How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter

• Boston - Augustana
• Fifty Nifty United States - Brian Rosenworcel

Small Town - John Mellencamp
Chaccaron Maccaron - El Mundo 

• You’re The Voice - John Farnham

Enter Sandman - Metallica
Jack and Diane - John Mellencamp 

tranqualizer:

jhameia:

moniquill:

Does this come in other skintones?

^ +1

re: does this come in other skintones?

no because only white and light skinned people use towels after showering. POC and other dark skinned people air dry.

(via timefortumblr)

(Source: swagalaggin, via p0ooooooo0oo0ooooooooooop)

Outkast - Miss Jackson

the best song

(Source: stfuchristian, via iprovidethepaint)

funkies:

j3sustits:

THIS IS SO CUTE I AM FRICKIN CRYING

if my boyfriend doesnt propose to me like this ill be so done ill throw all sorts of beverages at him

Not kidding I cried. it’s just too too too fuckin cute

(Source: thedailywhat, via vendeisel)

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via kingdroog)

I almost regret choosing going to azusa

because going there means I have to depend on my dad’s half of the payment for it, and I want absolutely nothing to do with him.

Should have  just gone to Sac State so I would never have to speak to him again.

(Source: justanotherlonelyghost, via mushuporkchop)

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

(Source: alphageek2011, via thewholeworldsingsatnight)

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via timefortumblr)

sourceccal:

*heelys away from the haters*

(Source: catholicnun, via zombieinmybutt)

that moment when drag queens are prettier than you

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

lampsarepeopletoo:

reverse shadow

tripping

me

out

(Source: isinforever, via mother-rucker)